spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

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spiderman

Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.

Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey

by johnstitch January 26, 2007

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Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.

He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.

But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.

Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris

"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"

"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."

by darkverge April 24, 2007

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spiderman

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"

ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.

by chrisajj September 22, 2007

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