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Spiderman 

The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.
Spiderman by VK August 19, 2004

Spiderman 

An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).
OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!
Spiderman by Matt J. June 21, 2005

spiderman 

one of the only super heros adored by radio shack patrons everywhere.
You go spiderman! - crazy guy from the radio shack ad
spiderman by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004

spiderman 

The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.
Bitch looked at me like I was a leper after I spidermanned that shit.
spiderman by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006

Spiderman 

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Did whatever a spider can.
Built a web any size,
Caught Jews just like flies.
Hail Hitler, he was the Spiderman.
Spiderman by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018

spiderman 

The common misspelling of "Spider-Man".

Since this was mentioned in an episode of "Seinfeld" (where Jerry says "Spiderman" sounds like a Jewishname), it may have helped spread the misspelling.

NOTE: the hyphen "-" was put into the title/name to help distinguish "Spider-Man" from "Superman" on the comic book covers.
I was reading the a review of the latest Spider-Man comic and the idiot editor spelled it "Spiderman". Pfft.
spiderman by Spider-Bat April 21, 2009