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brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
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A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.
Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!
Speding by Jermyn December 28, 2007
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spacing out 

spacing out is also like daydreaming most of the time when
people space out means there in deep thought about something that interresting or something that might be troubling them most people are smart when they space out but might be called dumb they often appeir with a blank look on their face
jimmy always spacing out is there something wrong with him

SPAZING OUT 

Someone who throws a temper tantrum over little or nothing.

Mostly done by Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.
Darin is SPAZING OUT because someone told him the truth instead of what he wanted to hear .
SPAZING OUT by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018

Office Spacing 

Verb-
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.
Bill and I are gonna take his T.V. out Office Spacing, you want to come?
Office Spacing by Plum Diddy May 16, 2013

lamuel spaing 

this is different from spam this one i big chunky mother fucker who crosses his arms like a minecraft villager and he hates paul because paul is out if his leauge and he is awesome
lamuel spaing by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022
A positive term, even greater than saying "Spanking"
"That resort was spaking !"
Spaking by Spaking January 26, 2022