"Are you doing your work?"
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013
(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018
by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019
Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.
by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013
Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
by Bafilius January 23, 2007
Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.
After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008
When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.
It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.
Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?
Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?
by fuzzy473 October 21, 2009