Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.
That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.
by OCDx333 July 28, 2010
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Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School
His nickname is Smidget.
by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011
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Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult
Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!
by Maddi P November 25, 2011
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Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.
Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
by kiordz August 20, 2009
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smidget

A smidget is a way to quantify a small amount of anything. It smaller than a smidge.
Person A: Hey I would love a fry from your plate
Person B: sure how many you want?
Person A: Just a smidget
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Smidget

"Sir, may I have a 'smidget' of salt"
by The Potato King #1 February 14, 2022
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smidget

a smurf mixed with a midget

(venus thompson)
Venus Thompson is a smidget
by ilikeballs420 March 06, 2022
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