Lion Slicer 

A weird word from the lyrics of Colony of Birchmen off of Mastodon's 2006 album Blood Mountain

Seems however I'm a victim of circumstance

Hunt for ogres and dwarves

Lion slicer

Lion Slicer by blacktooth100proof February 25, 2010

Dylan Slicer 

"Big Dick" Dylan Slicer is a hunk of a man. He slices meat during the day, and slices labia at night.

Man Big Dick Dylan Slicer sure do get the poon.

Dylan Slicer by SliceEmUp December 17, 2020

Little Chute Slicer 

The act of sticking your erect penis into a windmill.

I got got so wasted at Jack’s that I ended up sticking my penis in the windmill downtown and gave myself a Little Chute Slicer.

Little Chute Slicer by Tigerzebra February 11, 2019

grape slicer 

A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.

Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend

grape slicer by Rey Ping June 18, 2011

Pickle slicer 

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

Pickle slicer by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

Jerky Slicer by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

mandoli slicer

(n) an exceptionally large nose

Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.

mandoli slicer by Thisoneperson November 22, 2007