by chl May 31, 2005
A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.
Simi is beast
by Bierke September 9, 2020
Example:
Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.
Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!
or
Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!
Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.
Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!
or
Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!
by Jablo May 7, 2009
Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed
Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 23, 2019
by Kris Tay April 15, 2010
A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.
Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.
by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008
Is A GUY that has more hair than most mixed race people.
Usually calm but can yab like anything
( See ioannis )
Tommy are you pacified now
Usually calm but can yab like anything
( See ioannis )
Tommy are you pacified now
by SIMI.A August 17, 2018