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1.
A simulated personality. A sim or chatbot.
I've been chatting with a simie!
by jim jim the magic bean September 04, 2006
 
2.
big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.
wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.
by someone June 06, 2004
 
3.
Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.
God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
by Anonymus June 08, 2004