I've been chatting with a simie!
by jim jim the magic bean September 04, 2006
by someone June 06, 2004
Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.
God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
by Anonymus June 08, 2004