Shmoo

a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.

John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'

by Tamakeri November 25, 2008

Shmoo

Someone who's completely utterly annoying at times you can't find the right word for them so you call them a shmoo

"Sarah is such a shmoo she wouldn't stop talking about her nails"

by Envy Shirey March 9, 2015

Shmoo

A poop you take in a tub.

Elliott took a shmoo on his honeymoon.

by McnittsTITS October 12, 2017

Shmoo

1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner

1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"

2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"

by PrettyStarFury May 18, 2009

Shmoo

A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go bust a shmoo after class?

by B-jammin September 19, 2006

Shmoo

Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D

He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.

by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009

Shmoo

An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.

Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!

by saltyseamonsters October 5, 2004