Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.

If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!

by Kurlington May 22, 2018

Sheeted

To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...

Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"

by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011

Sheeting

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.

I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.

by lyzamuel January 26, 2015

Sheet

Sheet (v) - to tweet while using the restroom, (n) a text written while the author is on the pot.

Thank goodness Ricky only sent me a sheet and not a shumblr.

by Dave Perlins February 25, 2013

Sheets

Slang term for paper money.

'Joe still owes me twenty sheets.'

by Æsop February 06, 2006

Sheet

Can be used to describe denominations of 1,000. Often used by gamblers to disguise their actual dollar amount that they are betting on.

"I dropped a sheet in Vegas gambling on basketball!"

by WeatherMess October 17, 2009

Sheet

A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.

It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.

we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...

sheet...

by mike November 29, 2003