See a man about a dog

When I was in high school, this was an expression used when someone was going off to have sex with someone else.

"Hey girl, where are you going? I though we were hanging out?" And she says, "Oh, I need to go see a man about a dog." And then winks at you. Lol.

by rufkm November 15, 2010

see a man about a horse

urination by a male

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

seeing a man about a dog

Commonly used as code to describe smoking a weed, also known as petting the dog or a well behaved dog

Pot head 1: You coming seeing a man about a dog?
Pot head 2: is it a good dog?

by CorrectTerminology December 16, 2014

see a man about an equine

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

by eugmak November 9, 2011

see a man about a horse

going on a sexual escapade with a man hung like a horse

Girl: Where are you going?
Girl 2: Going to see a man about a horse.
Girl: Dang! Have fun and don't hurt yourself!

by QtPie4u July 31, 2010

to see a man about a dog

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

by fernandomartinez101 October 25, 2011

Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004