Screwdriver 

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

Screwdriver by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

Screwdriver 

An annoying or a person that makes people frustrated. Commonly used to make fun people in an un-serious manner and just kidding around.

“Shut up, screwdriver!”

Screwdriver by Handlerock September 22, 2019

Screwdriver 

A tool to drive in a screw, vodka with orange juice, and what people do on Faketaxi videos.

Bro, I totally screwdrivered that dude last night!

That was a family toad trip...

Screwdriver by MisterGaster June 2, 2021

Screwdriver 

Insult or verb, used when someone screws something up.

"You absolute Screwdriver."
"He screwdrivered it."

Screwdriver by Mr_n0_n4m3 July 30, 2021

screwdriver 

driver that drives and screws screws

Screwdrivers drives and screws screws

screwdriver by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

screwdriver in paradise 

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

screwdriver in paradise by smokeyblair June 7, 2019

Screwdriver n shit 

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

Screwdriver n shit by Beike January 3, 2020