screech porn
A term used to define heavy metal music in which the lead singer makes loud indeterminable screaming noises
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Stretched to My Ears
A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.
Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.
Stretched to My Ears by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
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Strategically Scratched
when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks
Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player
Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player
Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
Strategically Scratched by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010
Falcon Screech
Falcon Screech by the falconer August 25, 2004
screeching pterodactyl
during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
screeching pterodactyl by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010
stretched ears
Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
stretched ears by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013