Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)

1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!

by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 13, 2004

schwing!

A famous and a wise word from Wayne and Garth. Legendary in some countries. Dan and Connors way to get girls.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

-Hot girl walks by-

"Schwing!" (While thrusting the hips forward)

by garthforpresident October 31, 2013

Schwing!

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

by x February 1, 2003

Schwing

Verb intransitive: To be let go from a job; fired, laid-off..

Exclamation: Schwing!

Schwing! He's out of here.

Paula was schwung out yesterday

by Wangler123 March 25, 2009

Schwing

Pelvic Thrust from Wanye's World

SCHWINGG!!!!

by AWESOMENESSSSSXDSS June 6, 2009

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 13, 2002