A susso
Australian male who can be easily identified by
communicating exclusively in adaptations of the word dude. This middle aged male while incredibly humble has been known to exhibit mannerisms of a peacock after undergoing the much anticipated visit to the barber.
The Rusty's are family men, whose diet consists predominately of mi-goreng noodles and craft beer (the former to provide funds for the latter). Due to his large intake of coriander and chilli and recent coming of (middle) age he has reached the much admired status of 'Old Spice' which should be embraced and worn like a badge of honour. Rusty's are also the office clowns and motivators, always turning frowns upside down with their passionate retelling of the time they met Powderfinger in Toowoomba.
Can
often be sighted in stone wash jeans carving row boats into
the dance floor with a circle of his peers - hot spots include work functions and weddings. Rusty’s wear a perma-grin…and take the glass half full attitude even after sculling the glass dry.
Work Colleague 1: "Hey, have you seen the new guy this morning?"
Work Colleague 2: "Nah, he's at the physio after busting his knee aggressively carving the d-floor like a 20 year old on
the weekend. It's rumoured that while being wheeled of
the dance floor he was
overheard saying "dude, it's all kosher".
Work Colleague 1: " Mate, what a classic Rusty!".