Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk October 4, 2011

pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

Pork Sword

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid

Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?

by BJN November 28, 2010

Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 11, 2010

pork swords

An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.

Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.

by Ryver August 3, 2006

Pork Sword

Part of the male anatomy

Last night i was sharpening the pork sword

by Marcy R November 10, 2008

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016