Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.
Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.
by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.
by Wheels1 March 14, 2011

taking your mouse the long way around a web page in oder to avoid those annoying mouse-over popup windows.
by marybethjones January 25, 2011

When you're on your ruble swag and you notice some guap cake and get excited, but it's actually just trash.
Chris wanted to hook up with that chick at the party, but sadly realized that she was only in to russian men and bmw's. What a popup blocker!
Person 1: Hey man is that megan fox. I can't really see it clearly from over here.
Person 2: Oh, dat thing! Nah, it's my old grandma.
Person 1: That's such a popup blocker!
Person 1: Hey man is that megan fox. I can't really see it clearly from over here.
Person 2: Oh, dat thing! Nah, it's my old grandma.
Person 1: That's such a popup blocker!
by rubadub3 August 11, 2009

Those popup ads used to take over my browser all the time, but then I downloaded a popup blocker and they never bothered me again!
by Anonymous April 30, 2003

When your with your girlfriend and you see and hottie and you get hard and your girlfriend drops to her knees and uppercuts you in the balls.
by Cr4cK573r May 12, 2004

by Yermy Battled Warter December 26, 2016
