a dirty old man checking out girls in his personal fitness class but saying hes only looking at their belts
by Novoslos December 23, 2003
A sorry, exhausted, frustrated state of mind, self-inflicted as the result of an obsession with beating one's own score in Facebook's Pathwords game
by Boss Brian July 12, 2009
Horribly unattractive people who submit photographs of themselves for the word "sexy" that make you want to claw your eyes out.
by Liam knows where his towell is January 15, 2009
He couldnt even barbeque the chicken thighs properly. He was pathetic.
He could'nt take the stro rum. He was pathetic and weak.
He could'nt take the stro rum. He was pathetic and weak.
by baizewood December 17, 2003
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Your mom charges you a monthly rent of a kiss and a hug to live in her basement.
You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.
You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.
Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.
The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.
In high school, you failed study hall.
You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.
You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.
Unicorns give you nightmares.
In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...
Need I say more? PATHETIC!
You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.
You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.
Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.
The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.
In high school, you failed study hall.
You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.
You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.
Unicorns give you nightmares.
In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...
Need I say more? PATHETIC!
by ThatAngryGuy9x74 May 21, 2009
Looking or acting miserable, often because of grief.
Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.
Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.
The crying girl looked so pathetic, that I knelt down to comfort her.
"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"
"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"
by JET X August 23, 2016