custard

Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."

by idontknow12345 September 22, 2005

custard

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

by Peete May 3, 2007

Custard

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

by daisyface January 11, 2007

custard

dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."

by potter420 May 20, 2003

custard

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003

custard dragon

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014