A person who goes to a forum on the internet, and could easily blend in with the rest of the crowd, but chooses to act like an ass. Usually says something stupid like:
"Yo Yo Yo Im NeW HeRE AnD WAs WonDERin iF Ya'LL CoUlD TeLL mE WhAT GOes On ARouND HurRrRrRr... I dIdNT ReAD dA RuLES aND ReGs, b"
-ACTUAL quote
-ACTUAL quote
by Kikk0man June 26, 2004
Somebody on a internet gaming/forum site who is likely to be illiterate and say lol , stfu and things along those lines. They are also likely to be stupid enought to say "Wtf? Wat?" when you call them a n00b or say anything slightly intelligent.
n00b: LyK OmFG y DnT U jSt stfu!11!!one!!!1!!
Normal Person: What a n00b
n00b: Wtf Is ThT?
Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you
n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu!oNe!!!!111111111
Normal Person: What for may i ask?
n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG
Normal Person: What a n00b
n00b: Wtf Is ThT?
Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you
n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu!oNe!!!!111111111
Normal Person: What for may i ask?
n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG
by .The.Evil.Muffin. May 2, 2005
A n00b/noob is that annoying fat kid on xbox live that is yelling at everyone through the crappy mic and ends up with the lowest kill in the history of man, they are the ones that mess up a good match by teamkilling with flamethrowers or making your team lose the match by 1 point because they accidently walked off the edge of a cliff. Usually aged 8-14 and have nothing better to do than attempting internet greatness through the exessive and pointless use of crap lolcat pictures and animations that are so over used it makes you want to vomit (ps: i love lolcats with a passion but i am referring to the ones for example the cat with a sniper rather than the funny intellegent pictures)
n00b = suckish
n00b = suckish
by 310alucard March 3, 2009
by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
An idiot. Specifically, one who is woefully naive and lacking in knowledge of a specific area of expertise (in a fandom, game, or online), but is so convinced that he/she knows far more about said area than most other people, that they blatantly disregard, and often fight against, helpful suggestions and opinions from other, more knowledgeable people. This is different from a newbie in that, while both are inexperienced and unknowledgeable, a newbie can learn as he/she gets more aquainted with the fandom/game/internet forum/group, whereas the n00b is so delusioned by their non-existent knowledge, that no ammount of convincing will deter him. The n00b refuses to admit he/she's naive in the area that they claim to have knowledge in and actually *learn*, and, instead, flames other people and generally act like a complete and total idiot trying to convince others of their imagined intellectual superiority. Generally the cause of flame wars.
Also can be referred to a person who excessively flames people, reviving dead topics, etc., just to get attention and/or make a point. Often gets banned from internet forums and causes many forum threads to be closed from further posts. Overall, a real jerk.
Also can be referred to a person who excessively flames people, reviving dead topics, etc., just to get attention and/or make a point. Often gets banned from internet forums and causes many forum threads to be closed from further posts. Overall, a real jerk.
"That guy is such a n00b, still insisting he got the God of Assmasters playable in MKT..."
"Why do you keep on flaming me? The thread was long dead, and you had to bring it back from the dead just to take a stab at me? God, what a n00b..."
"Why do you keep on flaming me? The thread was long dead, and you had to bring it back from the dead just to take a stab at me? God, what a n00b..."
by SynjoDeonecros July 11, 2004
A n00b is a slow person who nobody likes. No skills and gets made fun of a lot. Sucks with computers, science, any kind of academic pursuit they fail at. They get laughed at a lot.
by salvatore sonny vitale January 14, 2008
"n00b" is a slang term for a newcomer to online gaming or an Internet activity. It can also be used for any other activity in whose context a somewhat clueless newcomer could exist (user who fails to learn from experience).
by Pedra Leticia Branca February 15, 2009