nonce

peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off
hey Angus you nonce.
by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009
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nonce

A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker
Samuel is a rate nonce
by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016
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nonce

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
by fwe22 May 16, 2006
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nonce

Padr is a nonce.
Wajeed is a big nonce.
by WajeedTehGamer September 10, 2019
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nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.
You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!
by Kate420 February 15, 2020
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nonce

1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.
1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.
by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021
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nonce

ur a nonce bruv
by urmumgay24791 May 12, 2021
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