Neep

Scottish word for Turnip or Swede...

"Neeps and Tatties" is often served with Haggis, and is especially popular on Burn's Night...

There is a lot of disagreement on whether a neep is actually a turnip or a swede...but is used to describe both.

If you go to the BBC food website, you can find a recipe for Neeps & Tatties

by Flook666 May 14, 2010

NEEP

Bit LESS aggressive than TWAT.
Bit MORE aggressive than TWIT.
NEEP!

You're such a fucking NEEP!

by Bangers!!! July 11, 2018

neeps

Neeps an old Scottish slang word for mashed turnip, a root vegetable

"on rabbie burns night, you eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties"
on Robert Burns night, you eath Haggis, Mashed Turnip and Mashed Potatos

by Scotlands Voice September 3, 2012

Neep

1.Scottish word for turnip.

2.A person with downs syndrome.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy over there?

Guy 2: I think he might be a Neep, poor guy.

by HatNairyFigger March 7, 2019

Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

by Hunter April 24, 2005

Neep

verb; to complain

Stop neeping about bad sex and try something different.

by Neep-o-lot April 18, 2011

Neep

The deepest sleep one can have throughout the night.
Derived from nighttime and sleep combined together.

Person 1: "Dude you look extremely tired."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm about to go get some neep."

Person 1: "What are you doing tonight when you get home?"
Person 2: "Whenever I get home, I'm grabbing a snack and going to neep!"

by Tildobaggins August 24, 2021