Morning Dump
The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
Morning Dump by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014
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Morning Hitler
When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.
Morning Hitler by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013
Lucifer Morningstar
The main character in the Netflix film, Lucifer. Funny, sexual, loyal, protective, and kind are his main qualities.
Lucifer Morningstar by TrixieMorningstar June 20, 2019
Morning water
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
Morning water by Conker1 October 5, 2016
avetard morning
The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
avetard morning by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020