8 definitions by Conker1

Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Bainbridge

A dumb company no one has ever heard of who bought devonshire for some unknown reason probably to throw people out while they make the place "nice" with the idea of eventually overcharging everyone who lives there.

Person 1. It is soo expensive where I live

Person 2. Yea I hear you, bainbridge bought the place home properties used to own it.

Person 1.home properties or bainbridge they both suck!

by Conker1 December 2, 2016

Thunder dick

To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms

Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance

Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!

Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!

by Conker1 October 6, 2016

morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before

My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!

by Conker1 February 4, 2016

Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Bumblefuck

See Hauppauge

Person 1:I live in Hauppauge

Person 2:oh yea you mean bumblefuck

by Conker1 May 28, 2019

Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice

Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt

by Conker1 October 5, 2018