Monday 

A horrid day that no one likes as you have been sleeping in on the weekend and now you have to wake up early and its not.

Uggghhhhh it's a Monday

Monday by TheSimpAndTheCaveMan October 28, 2020

Monday 

Any day that is inconvenient. Especially one that is terrible because of the after effects from something you recently did.

Zylar wakes up from a coma

Zylar: Ugh, what day is it?
Doctor: Sunday. You'll return to school tomorrow.
Zylar: It's Monday now bitch.

Monday by Zylar March 10, 2008

monday 

term used by white people to describe black people without being called a racist
because everyone hates mondays

get outta my way ya fuckin monday!

monday by kike jones August 2, 2008

Monday 

Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.

Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.

From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.

Damn it, that monday over there stole my car!

Monday by reggin6969 July 21, 2010

monday 

the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.

"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."

monday by MLIAlover20 January 1, 2012

Monday 

The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.

Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"

Monday by MrJonesAndMe September 24, 2012

Monday 

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever

Monday by G-Union 2 August 5, 2004