MISTER!!!

this is the phrase used when the mister mister lady jumps on the bonnet of Happy Gilmoures car....! it is also used when anyone jumps on a car bonnet.

Vixster: look annie BOOMER
annie: (jumps on bonnet) MISTER!!!

by Rwolbic May 10, 2005

Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.

I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.

by Ian August 10, 2005

Mister

See Eric Levine

by Miss March 21, 2003

Mister

1. A teacher who is dumb, fat, ugly, and does not possess any common sense

2. A teacher who holds stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinions with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.

3. The teacher who has unappealing physical and mental attributes

4. Thirty year old virgin

Student: hey! What the fuck was yesterday about? I didn't even-
history teacher: Sometimes you just have to let go of the past
Student: then why the fuck teach us history?
History teacher: um...because-
Student: SUCK MY DICK, MISTER

by breakitdownbitch August 8, 2017

Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

by jb72 May 30, 2013

Mister Oklahoma

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018