Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*

Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."

by nick'n'johnny February 3, 2006

Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

Mike Tysoned

When someone gets 1 hit knocked out

That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.

by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011

Mike Tyson

When you punch her in the face, and do whatever the fuck you want.

I totally Mike Tyson'ed that bitch last night, and she was out for hours.

by TheRedRussian October 27, 2011

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson AKA Prime Owns people.

Mike tyson took cat with 5headshots

by alaNI April 15, 2008

Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 13, 2022

Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.

Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.

by Ben Gee June 17, 2007