Yeah, those previous definitions pretty much cover it o.O C'est le shit de francais. Oh, yes, and in the French subtitles for Napoleon Dynamite they translated the English "jeez" into "merde." So it could pretty much be anything, according to...er...subtitle-ists.
Merde, je suis tombée dans ma tête. Et maintenant merde, j'ai effacé quel était dans ma copie-paste pour mettre dans les accents. Je renonce si beaucoup de pour les autres. Adore-moi.
by le pas-frenchie April 2, 2005
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A portmanteau ( I hope I spelled it right) of Mexican and nerd. The merd in question is not necessarily Mexican or Mexican-American, but because ignorant people like to call Latinos Mexican, then, any Latino who:

-Hangs only with other Merds or with the (Asian) Nerds (A MUST)
-May or may not have Yellow fever
-Doesn't listen to Rancheras, Durangese, or any other typical Latin music
-Cannot get girls (or at least not Latinas...yuumm)
-Socially inept (Optional)
-Knows too much about computers (some IT- guys can still get laid ie Bill Gates)

is considered a Merd. This definition is brought to you by a son of a bitch who decided to make this word up.
Diego is Merdy. He can't dance, thinks a girl is hot just because she's Japanese, hangs out with Chinese nerds, doesn't party and thinks Rancheras suck.
by Peter the Pervert September 5, 2011
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A nerd who loves the Marvel franchise. including comic books, cartoons, movies and TV shows.
She lined up for 2 days to get tickets to the first screening of the Avengers movie. What a merd she is!
by saankiip October 28, 2014
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Calling a person a Merd is short the term Monster Nerd
Tom does his homework and 5 minutes, never misses a science fair,and he is a member of the math and chess club he is such a Merd!

Monster Nerd
by mysterygirlblue August 4, 2009
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Merd (merged and word). Phwallet (phone and wallet)
by mid89uk April 12, 2013
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French for shit.

In Italian this is merda, which sounds like murder. And then you can swear at your mum and dad, as long as their not Italian, and they won't know what the merda you are talking about!
"Oh, sweet merde! I lost my phone!"

"What do you mean, sweet murder? Have you been playing violent games again?"

"Nope. Just French homework."
by Just An Ordinary Girl February 21, 2015
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