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3 definitions by mid89uk

Someone who is completely obsessed with their Mac. They go on about it all the time and get it out at every opportunity. They love to prove its better than PC's. They are generally very annoying.
Your a macdick
Put it away macdick
by mid89uk May 04, 2009
Two merged words.
Merd (merged and word). Phwallet (phone and wallet)
by mid89uk April 12, 2013
To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.
I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone
by mid89uk May 03, 2009