by NOTSPONGEBOBLOL:) October 20, 2020

super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego
-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024

A hopeless my giants fan who’s been in a deep depression since 2013. Secretly masturbates in closet watching VHS recording go of Super Bowl XLVI. Only source of happiness is knowing he’s #1 son-in-law.
by Bobby Buddha January 01, 2025

Mauro de fucking SÜÜCHEHUND,
by Big Chungus2211 October 04, 2023

by Bobby Buddha January 01, 2025

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024

A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.
After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.
by maurofiel July 25, 2025
