by NOTSPONGEBOBLOL:) October 20, 2020
Get the Mauro Mata Tvmug. by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025
Get the Mauromug. A hopeless my giants fan who’s been in a deep depression since 2013. Secretly masturbates in closet watching VHS recording go of Super Bowl XLVI. Only source of happiness is knowing he’s #1 son-in-law.
by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025
Get the Mauromug. super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego
-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024
Get the mauro van laeremug. Mauro de fucking SÜÜCHEHUND,
by Big Chungus2211 October 4, 2023
Get the Mauromug. A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.
After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.
by maurofiel July 25, 2025
Get the Gassy Mauromug. Someone who has lived a hard life but somehow doesn’t get angry that quickly in fact if he knows your struggling he will try to help you and make you think straight and feel better about what you are going thru like he will say something like “forget about it” “it is what it is” “it’s not that deep” like he will try to brainwash you into thinking that something you think is a big deal isn’t a big deal or something that that’s the best way I can explain it
This guy mauro will say something to you like “you need to forget about that” like he will brainwash you to not think something is a big deal when you think it’s a big deal like um for example let’s say you broke your leg and you have to be in crutches for 6 months and you want it to be over already he’ll say something like “it is what it is” like he will try to brainwash you to not think it is a big deal even if you have a really hard time getting over it
by Revampedagain July 11, 2023
Get the Mauromug.