Someone who is a complete wordhomo. They usually say stupid things.
Speedy is a cock master
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
by f.u.k April 29, 2009
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Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
by Ian Chode April 20, 2003
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