Writer's Laziness 

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.

"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."

Writer's Laziness by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016

Chronic Lateness 

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.

Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.

Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010

lameness 

the state of being lame.

The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.

lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004

lazyness 

Lazyness - See lazy and laziness. Lazyness is the state of being lazy. Lazyness is usually used by people who are too lazy to subsitiute the y for an i. Lazy-"ness" people can also be people who have conflicting lazy attributes.

For exmaple:
20:53 <Alsark> I have heard of action points. I participate in a campaign where those are used. As for crafting points... never heard of them and I'm too lazy to click the link.

A normal person would not Type up 3 sentences in one message telling someone basically:
I don't know.
I don't want to click the link.

He has put effort into his message, but yet... he is too lazy to actually click the link offered.

Alsark's lazyness contridicts his attributes.

lazyness by mRX December 18, 2005

Laziness

The overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Laziness

Laziness by A wee british laddy March 5, 2019

International laziness recognition day 

12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.

Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.

International laziness recognition day by Duymson March 29, 2021

Quantum Laziness 

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

Quantum Laziness by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021