A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.
All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.

The men all wished they could be Kirk.

The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
by Dave July 26, 2006
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Egotistical, smartass, honest, blunt, loyal, protective, proud, hard working, intelligent, hysterical , 'human-fireplace', dirty mind, creative pumpkin carver, quirky, playful, awsome friend.
"Don't mess with me, my family or my friends." - Kirk
"I firmly believe..." - Kirk
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The women dream of being with Kirk.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
by Daveone July 23, 2006
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Kirk - kirked - kirking
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.

i.e.: Ohmahgawd! He totally Kirked her!
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"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"
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The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.

All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
by Daveone July 22, 2006
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