Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"
a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
by GodLikeBritishKid April 12, 2009
-damn look at that fine chick
-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler
-dude i wish
-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler
-dude i wish
by blackjohno April 6, 2010
Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.
by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010
some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber
by meow86 October 16, 2010
by Jizzlord69420 February 24, 2022
Those muffins are so jizztastic.
by brennan JP August 8, 2010
by jizmman April 28, 2011