jenks

A word used as a substitute for "thing" to sound cool.
Often used unecessarily after words such as "this" or "that."

Watch as I pop this jenks

by psuedo October 9, 2004

jenk

aiden: yo jamal, did you hear about that stupid woman who accidentally had a bear eat off her daughters fingers?

jamal: WUT? that's jenk yo

by jimsfgggggg April 27, 2012

Man, we had a wicked hard pop quiz, that is so jenk.

by Rei September 15, 2004

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 4, 2004

pieced together, made to work, but with incongruous parts.

This jenk bike gets me around ok.

by justjenk January 19, 2007

broken, non-functional, or functional in only a limited capacity.

My computer is so Jenk - it keeps disconnecting.

by Nathan Comstock July 26, 2006

The devouring of a large quantity of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.

"Man, I j totally jenks'd the shit out of like 7 slices of pizza last night"

"I caught John jenksing last night. I think he ate 5 deluxe doubles."

by havemrc May 20, 2013