Jubbed

Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.

EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!

Jubbed by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020

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Jebediah Schlatt

Guy 1 "Hey, is that Jschlatt?"

Guy 2 "No. That's Jebediah Schlatt. Ender of Queens, Destroyer of Towers.

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An insult for someone who is a bit thick/stupid/idiotic when they act like a 'bellend'.

Also can be used when the word 'bellend' seems a bit harsh.

Steve: I was on the train earlier and this baby wouldn't stop crying! So I punched it in the face.

Barry: Oh steve, you complete and utter Jebbend.

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To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

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Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

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jabbed by Francesco II March 20, 2021

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To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

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