jackwagon 

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

jackwagon by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

jackwaggon 

Someone who doesn't know how to spell wagon or comes from the UK.

You: omg, that idiot riding the skateboard down that hill with no helmet is such a freakin' jackwaggon.
Me: you mean jackwagon?
You: no, I'm british.
Me: no you aren't.
You: shut up jackwagon.

jackwaggon by SallySoWhat March 26, 2012

Jackwagon 

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial

Jackwagon by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010

jackwagon 

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.

1. The vacation plans were jackwagoned.

2. I can't believe he messed up the vaction plans, what a jackwagon!

jackwagon by David J. July 2, 2005

Jackwagon 

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.

Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town

Jackwagon by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011

jackwagon 

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".

Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.

jackwagon by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011

jackwagoner 

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.

Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"

jackwagoner by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017