short for "share my dream"... originally taken as an insult (suck my dick). Used in the bait and switch technique.
Tom: Hey Shawn, S my D
Shawn: fuck off, Tom
Tom: what??? share my dream!
Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?
Shawn: fuck off, Tom
Tom: what??? share my dream!
Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?
by Tom Beer February 11, 2007
a way to say suck my dick when you need to refrain from swearing. it was first used by jackie and heather from michigan and spread over myspace.
he can s my d if he doesn't like it.
by Kennedi June 20, 2006
A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.
Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
by Monster55 August 1, 2011
by jkdrhgr August 26, 2008
by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 23, 2013
Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?
Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.
Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.
by The 'Don' July 28, 2009
by Jericho and the Kittens March 19, 2011