S my D

short for "share my dream"... originally taken as an insult (suck my dick). Used in the bait and switch technique.

Tom: Hey Shawn, S my D

Shawn: fuck off, Tom

Tom: what??? share my dream!

Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?

by Tom Beer February 13, 2007

s my d

a way to say suck my dick when you need to refrain from swearing. it was first used by jackie and heather from michigan and spread over myspace.

he can s my d if he doesn't like it.

by Kennedi June 21, 2006

Set my D on H

A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.

Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.

by Monster55 August 01, 2011

S my D bitch

to tell some to suck your dick in a rude manner

Dad:kyle did you finish your homework?

Kyle: S MY D BITCH!

by jkdrhgr October 17, 2008

Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013

Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

by The 'Don' July 27, 2009

G all up on my D

When yo' girl gettin' frisky on the scene, tell her to Grind all up on your Dick.

Guy 1: Yo that place is poppin'

Guy 2: Yeah I wanted them gurlz to G all up on my D.

by Jericho and the Kittens April 04, 2011