A valley in the Greater Boston area northwest of the city. Made up mostly of decrepit former industrial cities like Lowell,Lawrence and Haverhill in which the first two are extremely dangerous. The rest of "The Valley" is made up of lower middle class towns like Billerica and Tewksbury where kids talk wicked obnoxious and fight for no reason. The entire population of the area is made up of people originally from Dorchester, Southie or Somerville and everyone does heroin. You have to feel bad for people who live there because there stuck in such a shithole area. The Merrimack Valley
Where ya from? Im from Lowell up in the valley cocksuckah, go fuck ya mothah.
Kid from the Merrimack Valley
Kid from the Merrimack Valley
by Mill City December 17, 2008
Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011
A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins
Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
by Mvms... Nope....:) February 20, 2023