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Internet 

A place filled with porn and ads.

Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.

A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.

The pedophiles' gathering spot.

A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.

Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.

A place where famous people don't get good salaries.

A semi-successful distraction from television.

A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.

There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.

A place where sex is the main discussion.

Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!

Guy 2: ...Cool.

Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
Internet by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009

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Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.
internet by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Internet 

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Internet by mojo72400 October 30, 2017

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the holy mother of all porn, stalkers, pervs, pedos games, ads, mmorpgs, nerds, big shots, Losers, chat rooms, THE MIGHTY GOOGLE, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, mini man-made black holes and the worst and most creepy things you will ever see.
I logged on to the internet and got mind raped.
I talked to my friend on the internet.
I played a game on the internet.
Internet by A.Dark.Closet July 6, 2011

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Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*
Internet by Some dumb guy August 28, 2010

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I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

Internet 

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)