Internet
A place filled with porn and ads.
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.
A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.
The pedophiles' gathering spot.
A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.
Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.
A place where famous people don't get good salaries.
A semi-successful distraction from television.
A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.
There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.
A place where sex is the main discussion.
Sex. SEX.
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.
A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.
The pedophiles' gathering spot.
A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.
Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.
A place where famous people don't get good salaries.
A semi-successful distraction from television.
A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.
There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.
A place where sex is the main discussion.
Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!
Guy 2: ...Cool.
Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
Guy 2: ...Cool.
Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
Internet by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009