A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.
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refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird
To go on to a masters degree the university normally expect you to have a Geoff Hurst
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He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything
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a young rich jigga straight out of scottsdale also known for eating ass and kicking ass
wow i wish i had timothy hurst stature

guy; no you dont
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A girl that likes to have picnics, but not the kind you're probably thinking of.
-Hey wanna have a picnic?

-No, I'm not a Kaelyn Hurst.
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Behavior is impulsive and irresponsible, often failing to keep a job or defaulting on debts.
John: Man I totally just got Hurst Maneuvered.

Richard: Dude you gotta watch for that dude, he has all the characteristics of a Psychopath bro.

John: No way broooo. SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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