The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of shit.
by Nick D July 28, 2004
a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.
by Kristal Conrad March 31, 2009
Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.
Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.
Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?
Guy 1 : Walmart
Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.
Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?
Guy 1 : Walmart
Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.
by Gbaytuner January 15, 2011
by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020
Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.
SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)
SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)
Man did you see that lil D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?
Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst
Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst
by TyDIz December 5, 2004
The choice of car for most spics. You usually wont be able to tell its a Civic because all of the shitty modifications. They might look somewhat fast when the spics "soup up their whip" but it wont go faster than 75 mph.
Jose- Hey mang how about you race your camaro against my Honda Civic?
John-ok
John wins by 15 minutes
John-ok
John wins by 15 minutes
by klanson August 4, 2010
A piece of crap car, normally driven by individuals with of Asian and Latino descent who think they're hot shit with their farting exhausts. No, they're indeed quite useless.
White Guy #1: Did you just fart?
White Guy #2: No, it was the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic
White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?
White Guy #2: Yup.
White Guy #2: No, it was the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic
White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?
White Guy #2: Yup.
by Jonny33YEEEEEBOII February 14, 2011