by Hod_gy August 29, 2008
To be fucked (usually a female) in either a frenzied, horrific or violently passionate way. To be hodged is to be taken roughly and used in the most carnal ways imaginable. This however, is not an act of violence or of non-consensual sex, being hodged is an emotion-fueled and extremely physical experience often resulting in bruises, scratches and bite-marks.
It can also be applicable in rape-fantasy roleplay where the act of being taken without consent, within the confines of the fantasy only, is to be have been "hodged".
It can also be applicable in rape-fantasy roleplay where the act of being taken without consent, within the confines of the fantasy only, is to be have been "hodged".
by garybiscuit March 31, 2011
When Apple releases a new model of the computer you just bought a week (or earlier) after your purchase.
Jim: "Oh man, I bought my Macbook Pro last week and just today Apple released a newer updated model." *sadface*
Scott: "Dude, you totally got Hodged!"
Jim: "You're so right, Scott."
Scott: "Dude, you totally got Hodged!"
Jim: "You're so right, Scott."
by svinkle September 5, 2008
A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.
by DeepseaSmoker July 14, 2010
Pronounced hodge-ing:
Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.
The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.
Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.
Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.
The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.
Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.
Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.
Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?
Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me
Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?
Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me
by Brooke&Melissa June 28, 2006
Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.
I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.
by mr. awesome12345678 April 14, 2009
To get completely done over; so much so that you are laughed at continuously for hours on end by your so-called "friends".
You got hodged!
You recieve an email from your "friends" pretending to be the manager of a relatively large clothing manufacturing company, telling you they are interested in ordering some of your fire graffiti t-shirts. You find out it is a fake. You just got Hodged.
You recieve an email from your "friends" pretending to be the manager of a relatively large clothing manufacturing company, telling you they are interested in ordering some of your fire graffiti t-shirts. You find out it is a fake. You just got Hodged.
by Fruit Of The Loom Ltd July 5, 2009