A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.
by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

by alan Michale September 02, 2005

Jon gave me a present! I got a hamlet and he's very sweet. He needs lots of care though, as he is only little x
by Pro ass December 13, 2008

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)
by toee January 29, 2006

The sexual act of when a man ejaculates into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone's ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.
The Hamlet
Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.
Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.
Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.
Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.
by G I Jew 392 June 16, 2010

by Adam Padgett December 21, 2008
