A amazing beer without all the bullshit,only men of high quality and class drink this beer.not even the most interesting man in the world can drink a beer of this magnitude.
by Mr_Top_Hat June 21, 2010
by YerNo October 23, 2007
Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.
Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.
Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.
Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!
by Matt September 17, 2005
The best beer anywhere. Has been around since 1755, proving that the guys at Guinness know their shit about beer. Brilliant taste, not the stuff people call beer in America. Every good Irishman has (or should have) drank at least 1 pint of beer. Thank God Guinness came to America during the Irish potato famine, when many Irish natives came to America. Guinness can sometimes can be mistaken for Diet Coke with ice cubes...
Also had the best slogan ever:
"My Goodness, my Guinness!"
Also had the best slogan ever:
"My Goodness, my Guinness!"
Dude 1: "Hey, you want some Budweiser?"
Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies."
Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?"
Dude 2: "Guinness."
Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies."
Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?"
Dude 2: "Guinness."
by Lil Miss Magic July 3, 2009
My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.
by MemeWolf October 3, 2020
1) n. A penguin, but more specifically, one that has sexual connotations.
2) v. To perform fellatio on a penguin.
3) adj. (guinly) something quin-like or guin-related
2) v. To perform fellatio on a penguin.
3) adj. (guinly) something quin-like or guin-related
by Alex Gunderson December 4, 2007