gomer

An old person taking up space in the hospital who doesn't have the common decency to die.

That old gomer from Scrubs that kept saying "Pickles!"

by TheCoolest204 April 7, 2008

gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

by Brooke November 21, 2003

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

Gomer

Once who acts gay or likes sucking massive dongs.

Noah is such gomer.

by blandpa November 18, 2021

gomer

A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.

Screech on the show Saved By the Bell

by pornstarholly May 14, 2003

gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c February 22, 2006

gomer

generic word for yokel

That gomer never made it past 2nd grade.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003