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A born leader by nature. A beast, just ask him he will tell you. Nothing is ever Geston's fault, especially when he is running late for raid time. People love to join groups that Geston is running.
Geston - LFM For the Horde!!!

Player1 - OMG GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!!! INVITE ME

Player2 - dude dont you have class in an hour? and then work?

Player1 - YEA BUT GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!! IM QUITTING SCHOOL AND IM GONNA NO CALL, NO SHOW FOR WORK AND HOPE I DONT GET FIRED!!
Geston by shawnnnnnnnnnnn October 3, 2011
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Boomerang Gesture 

When you accept someones offer to buy you something, give you money, or help you in any way, and later on they bring it up and throw it in your face, especially during an argument.
What ever you do, do not accept any help or money from mark, even if he offers to buy dinner, he is known for his boomerang gestures.
Boomerang Gesture by SKY245 June 12, 2018

Grand Gesture 

A risk people take by putting themselves out there to show how you feel for your significant other, usually when doubt is cast against your feelings. The "grand gesture" usually entails giving up something big in exchange for the gratitude and love of your significant other.
I showed Amy how much I love her want to be with her with my grand gesture of quitting my job in LA to be with her in New York.

John Cusak holding a boombox above his head all night to prove his dedication to Ione Sky in 'Say Anything.'
Grand Gesture by A. Freed December 30, 2007

Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.
Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?
Condo Gestapo by Project6195 June 28, 2012

Goodwill gesture 

A claim made by a piece of shit who is forced to leave or capitulate after a sound and undeniable defeat of some manner.
Chad Thundercock just tried to beat up little Johnny and steal his lunch money, but after removing a pen from his eye, let little Johnny keep his lunch money as a goodwill gesture.
Goodwill gesture by <LeIgHthaL> September 1, 2022
geh-stah-poh

*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.

*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.
"Many cops today have gone gestapo. -_- that's what happens when people abuse their freedoms?"
-me
gestapo by Dave March 26, 2004

Granny Gestapo 

The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
Granny Gestapo by Sam Walton December 15, 2008