Flatlander

Andy Morin's true identity.
Stefan: Who's he?
Zach: That's Andy, or Flatlander?
by empelon February 15, 2019
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Flatlander

A term given by Vermonters to rich, out of staters (such as people from Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts) as they come up to Vermont in their big, gas guzziling SUVs to ski at the many ski resorts in Vermont. As much as the Vermonters hate flatlanders, flatlanders support their economy by visiting their country stores, gas stations, and hotels.
You know your a flatlander if:
-You drive an escalade, suburban, tahoe, yukon denali ect.

-You're annoyed at the fact that your iPhone or other expensive smartphone doesn't get 3G in Vermont.
-You own a season pass to one of the big ski resorts.
-You own a condo or house in Vermont
-You think that Vermont is a poor state when you drive along the back roads.
Vermonter- "I got passed by this flatlander driving his big Escalade on the back road to Stratton.
by steezmcthrees January 04, 2011
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Flatlander

Negative term used by countryfolk or other small-town citizens to describe non-native visitors that bring unwanted qualities of their hometown with them. It is often difficult for flatlanders to rid themselves of this label, even if they assimilate into the local culture.

This term can also be applied to a sudden and noticeable influx of non-native peoples into a larger town, state, or territory. These situations are often the result of a town/state/territory possessing natural beauty or resources.
Those goddamn flatlanders moved up from California to Oregon and ended up causing property taxes to rise.
by smalltowner April 22, 2010
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Flatlander

Anyone who resides anywhere south of Maine, any area typically referred to as "Boston". Anyone driving a vehicle without a cracked windshield and working directionals. These people are typically middle class white folk from the suburbs of Boston, Hartford, NYC etc. Flatlanders are not to be confused with the masses of particular people streaming south from Quebec to Old Orchard Beach.
That flatlander from New Jersey just asked the mountain man, "At what age does a deer turn into a moose?"

The flatlander was standing there in cargo shorts and told the raft guide, "I can't go swimming right now, i don't have my bathing suit."
by flatlander.0 July 27, 2013
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flatland

a great way to use free time; performing a variety of bmx tricks on an area of flat land or open space of concrete; possibly the best way to ride on 2 wheels ever invented
dude i met this guy who could do some really kool flatland stuff like a decade, a steam turbine, and a cliffhanger.
by e-flo May 19, 2007
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Flatlander

one who does not usually drive on mountain roads
Learn how to drive flatlander!
by Gulbur November 05, 2012
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flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.
I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands
by Cal December 02, 2004
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