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two point five

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half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"
two point five by Banjo09 November 21, 2007
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Two for five 

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A female who has excessive labia... as though they resemble the roast beef falling out of an Arby's 'two for five' roast beef sandwich.
I was gonna smash, but she was serving up two for fives so I dipped.
Two for five by Ulysses S. Kank April 7, 2020
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two for five 

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A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult
Jim:lindsey is soooo hot
Frank : naw man shes a two for five
two for five by Et DA cancer March 18, 2017
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two over five

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A fraction used by Asian mandems
Bro what are these two over fives doing here
two over five by Gwader October 27, 2018
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Two o' Five 

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A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.
Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
Two o' Five by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023
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high-five to the low-two 

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A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
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