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two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"
two point five by Banjo09 November 21, 2007

Two for five 

A female who has excessive labia... as though they resemble the roast beef falling out of an Arby's 'two for five' roast beef sandwich.
I was gonna smash, but she was serving up two for fives so I dipped.

two for five 

A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult
Jim:lindsey is soooo hot
Frank : naw man shes a two for five
two for five by Et DA cancer March 18, 2017

two over five

Bro what are these two over fives doing here
two over five by Gwader October 27, 2018

Two o' Five 

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.
Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
Two o' Five by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023

high-five to the low-two 

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.