FIF

Stands for " Friend I'd Fuck"

"damn Lexi wanna be my FIF"

by Dickman42069 January 25, 2022

FIF

To play a game of FIFA.

You're a wanker mate. Let's FIF and ill show you who is the wanker.

by Pratikthefreak December 17, 2016

FIFS

Used when selling items to people via internet
Means First in first served

“SELLING- FIFS NO MUCKING AROUND”

by YoungGranny January 1, 2020

FIF

Short for "Fake Internet Friend"

Bob: "Where were you last night?"

Carol: "I was talking to Alice"

Bob: "You stood me up for a FIF?"

by timbora October 19, 2009

Fif

Typical Marijuana

Man, you got anything good?
Yeah, I got some bomb fif.

by Pseudonymtime October 6, 2010

FIF

When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.

one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff

by Ryan Stryker November 10, 2007

FIF

Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

by Doc Roc May 21, 2008