Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.
"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"
by pj9000 July 23, 2009
fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.
"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
by sexyblond October 9, 2009
The guy you see on the side of the road mounted upon his chotch chariot(crotch rocket) being pulled over by the police sporting a flamboyantly colorered mohawk upon top his helmet.
-Always take the moment to realize you are looking at a chotch kingpin and consider yourself lucky to have spotted one in the wild helmet-less and gel-less. A very vulnerable state for this special creature...a breathtaking sight.
•Usually into sack slapping and shit smearing. Has been known for closet dog fucking.
• a/k/a- fuck boy, hummus boy, cheeze
dick, Mamma's pussy plumper.
-Always take the moment to realize you are looking at a chotch kingpin and consider yourself lucky to have spotted one in the wild helmet-less and gel-less. A very vulnerable state for this special creature...a breathtaking sight.
•Usually into sack slapping and shit smearing. Has been known for closet dog fucking.
• a/k/a- fuck boy, hummus boy, cheeze
dick, Mamma's pussy plumper.
"Saw a fauxhawk behind the Shell station finger fucking a pit-bull earlier today... sneaky fucker done got caught up."
by Clearwater-Bath February 14, 2019